the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
An accurate representation of my social skills
A little bit of Charming in my life
A little bit of Jefferson by my side
A little bit of Phillip is all I need
A little bit of Graham is what I see
A little bit of August in the sun
A little bit of Killian all night long
A little bit of Robin here I am
A little bit of you makes me your woman!
do you think the sheriff ever pauses his late night movie and calls melissa and hes like do you think dracula is real and melissa is like r u srs ??
#lmao dude probably thinks everything is real#’stiles which of your friends is a vampire’#’dad vampires aren’t real’#’REALLY STILES BECAUSE I SHOT A JAPANSESE DEMON LAST MONTH DON’T FUCKIN TELL ME VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL’
Still really not over the fact that Hannibal literally planned for him and Will to run away together.
Life must be hard for non-hannigram shippers.
Life must be hard for people who fetishize a toxic, manipulative relationship between a serial killer and his mentally unstable victim
Life must be really hard for people who can’t separate fiction from reality.
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
In his free time Grantaire likes to: drink, drink, sleep, draw Enjolras and leave his works where Enjolras can find them, drink, sleep, drink.
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU